Random shit my Dad said that still slap today

My Dad on Girls who were not raised by their Father's : "That's why they out there on them poles stripping with all that Aids up off in 'em."

My Dad On 2 Chainz getting robbed: "They done took this Man wallet and both of his chains. big goofy ass nigga."

My Dad on your life: "Sitting up there looking at that Facebook screen with them typewriters on they laps. Dumb motherfuckers think they doing something. Sitting around ain't doing shit."

My Dad on Rick Ross (the rapper): "I can't stand officer Ross or his big ass titties."

My Dad on the state of Hip Hop: "I only listen to 2Pac, Ice Cube, and the Eastsiders. Do you youngsters know about the westcoast?"

My Dad on the resurgence of Nirvana's music: "Dead Dead Dead. They sound dead and they is dead."

My Dad on the new Kanye West album: "You know that nigga hate himself."

My Dad on Father's Day: "It makes me kind of nervous, kind of like Christmas. Let's just watch Frankenstein today."

My dad on current White House Affairs: "Them nigga's ain't never gon't do nothing right. You can forget that."

My Dad on people who talk too much: "Shut the fuck up and step off of this planet."